Someone needs to invent a lightsaber tether, so these silly Jedis can stop dropping their weapons during battle.
I need junk food.
What percentage of headphone-wearing commuters are actually not listening to anything?
Stranger: “Aren’t you just sick of winter already?” Me: “When the hell’d winter start?! I’ve been waiting.”
OH: “Wait. You speak enough German to translate an entire ass surgery?”
Which can you name more easily: – Snow White’s dwarves? – Bilbo’s dwarf companions?
Tonight: Elf and National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation on a big screen, choir singing carols for intermission. My kind of holiday fun :)
Based on this latest round of matches, I think it’s time to remove that photo of me in front of the TARDIS from the dating site.
Everyone welcomed me to town, then warned me about the winter weather. “Buy a coat. Get some boots. Can you handle the cold? Ha ha!” Pffff.
Wanted: extreme empathy