Will people be able to tell how ancient I am if I don’t put one of those collapsible, round handles on the back of my phone?
A coworker just said he needs to get a humidifier for my sense of humor.
I’m at the trying Mexican beer with enchiladas stage of this flu recovery.
Local people, help me find something fun to do for New Year’s Eve. This latest iteration of me actually seems to enjoy having fun.